11/29/10

"Mrs. Overton, I have a joke for you....it's about teachers, but it doesn't offend them, I promise!" student says.
"Ok, I am ready!"
"Student says "May I go to the restroom please?"
teacher says "Recite the alphabet before you do."
students responds "a, b ,c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o...q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z"
teacher asks "what happened to the P?"
student replies "It is half way down my pants!"

"Gross!" I say
"See I told you it didn't offend teachers!"student says!